Check out the following. Some are tragic, others are heroic, and there is at least one that is amazingly absurd and annoying. You will know it when you see it.

So, your plane has just crashed and your first instinct, you would think, would to be grateful you are alive and get out of that burning cylinder of death ASAP!! Oh, but do not forget to get your carry-on first! Are you kidding?!

And, of course, how can anyone ever forget the heroics of Sully and his crew? When in New York recently, looking at the Hudson, he and his miraculous flight were the first things we thought about. Now that is a survivor!