The Best Homemade Substitutes for Toilet Paper

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What would we do if we ran out of toilet paper? It’s not something a lot of people think about when a chaos situation makes itself known! We are concentrating on bugging out or bugging in, food, fire, and water, right?

A lot of people figure if they run out of T.P. they can always use a leaf. Leave that to a wandering Xena, Warrior Princess and consider some alternates!

After all, toilet paper is a pretty valuable resource but not exactly something you can use more than once, right?

Let’s look for homemade alternatives for toilet paper!

After the break, go on over to the next page, and we will give you some great ideas on how you can create a terrific substitute for toilet paper!

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75 Comments

  1. Neal Cleveland said:

    Hygiene will be necessary. Not toilet paper. 2/3 of the worlds population does not use TP.

  2. John Fay said:

    Snow balls work the best. Wipes and washes in one stroke.

  3. Paul Dominguez said:

    why not have every family mbr use a personal “rag” and wash/rinse and dry with every use…

  4. Joseph J Johnson said:

    I always make sure I have plenty of Poison Oak, Poison Ivy, Stinging Nettle and Poison Sumac growing near me to use for$#%&!@*wipe.

  5. Jeanni Guise said:

    I have read the suggestion to use the plant Lamb’s Ear. This probably won’t work well with regular flush toilets.

  6. Don Hughes said:

    Heck, society will be broken. Might as well grow some dingleberries. 😀

  7. Ronnie Frazier said:

    Old timeres
    Leaves
    Corn husk
    Newspaper
    Libs money
    But they use 3 quarters. 2 dimes an a nickel
    And most just walk around with
    Dingle berrys
    Have nice day

  8. Ronnie Frazier said:

    Truley in old days leaves
    But alot of ppl smelt like$#%&!@*im told
    But hell alot if ppl now smell like s**t

  9. Ronnie Frazier said:

    Old timers in summer would$#%&!@*in outhouse go to creek an wash$#%&!@*But now days most ppl dont even wash there$#%&!@*dont figure dingleberrys

  10. Lisa Hammock said:

    Yep…keep plenty of Clorox or some sort of bleach and soap on hand. Also have ready where some ppl keep a spray bottle on hand to wash afterwards.
    Storing magazines that arent glossy and news paper is good…it stacks and stores much better than big bundles of TP.
    That worked 85 to 100 years.m ago….
    Ppl used Sears and Robuck catalogs.

  11. Jerry Hopper said:

    We got two hundred and forty acres of corn cobs, you know what I will be using,,LMBO,, LOL

  12. Kathy M. Loveless said:

    I think cloth is the way to go. People still use cloth diapers, which is really the same thing, and they can be used for menstrual flow, too. Yes you have to clean them, but they are reusable until they are but rags. I guess if all you know is paper towels and paper diapers, you might have trouble envisioning it.

  13. Jane Romines said:

    After reading that I’m thinking a spray bottle with water and drip dry!

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