
What would we do if we ran out of toilet paper? It’s not something a lot of people think about when a chaos situation makes itself known! We are concentrating on bugging out or bugging in, food, fire, and water, right?
A lot of people figure if they run out of T.P. they can always use a leaf. Leave that to a wandering Xena, Warrior Princess and consider some alternates!
After all, toilet paper is a pretty valuable resource but not exactly something you can use more than once, right?
Let’s look for homemade alternatives for toilet paper!
After the break, go on over to the next page, and we will give you some great ideas on how you can create a terrific substitute for toilet paper!
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Sorry but the best method is to stockpile toilet paper. 😀
Use someone else’s socks
Too much work. Ever heard of using corn cobs sosked in water?
Those who wonder about TP wont survive shtf ..sorry
I remember my grandparents talking about using the Sears catalog. They just ripped out a page and used it.
Ben, Barb
Space wise i would chose salt sugar and flour but hey …;)
Oh goodness…I know I dont have time for that lol!
Leaves, tree bark, and a $#%&!@*it” attitude is all you need.
Yea hopefully you have enough to eat that you need it
I remember using newspaper in Ukraine in the early 90’s. Only lived there for a year or two.
Good lord who would have time to pulp and press and dry your own TP? Sounds like an arts and crafts project.
Agreed! We’ll have larger problems than TP
According to Islam it’s your bare right hand
I agree. However, it is a bodily function that can’t completely be ignored. Not so sure I’d put the resources into it like this post states but there will be something as opposed to nothing at all. Running around with a crappy butt will make you uncomfortable at the least, people can smell you out at worst.
I will use the scalps of my enemies, the blue helmet peacekeepers.
*your bare LEFT hand WITH WATER.
A handful of poison oak , works for me..
We seen a whole bunch of smooth stones..in the latrines..
Vote Trump, or read this!
That’s why I store old copies of the Phone book…..
Sears Roebuck catalog in the outhouse. It had lots of pages, so it lasted a long time.
I totally forgot I would run out of toilet paper
ew LOL
old phone books, good as fire starters also, and what i used in the field in an emergency , my t-shirt sleeves and the tops of my socks
My guess is poison ivy and cactus aren’t good substitutes.
Actually it would be safer to Wash it out by Boiling it to Help keep the cloth clean & usable
Grow lamb’s ear it was what was used by pioneers and settlers….
Um no.
I need TP for my b******e
as long as Brandon Tarrant s hat is around I’m not going to tell him
https://youtu.be/1mFf5B5qEX4
I prefer the New York Times editorials….. and it dosen’t mess up the content at all….
Wouldn’t be as good today. The catalogs and magazines have slick pages.
The Quran is excellant for TP.
Evidently very few have lived with an outhouse and a Sears and Roebuck catalog. What til only thing left is the color photo pages. Gotta crumple them really good a few times or is like wiping with a handful of razor blades. Most people play at survival. I lived it.
About this article, you’ve got to be Shiting me. Soaking News paper in water to remove the ink?
When you run out of toilet paper, civilization is over.
Mom said Sears, rip out a page. crumble to soften it up some & …:)
Corn cobs and catalogs are what we used to use
Im thinking democrat ballots
Pages out of a law books
And still others have taken care of all those loose ends. Because there is just some things that have more importance in life. Used Sage Brush in the past just not something to return to at 60 years old.
Poison ivy or nettles work awesome
Did time in Iraq. Cut part of your T shirt off with a bayonet. Works like a charm.
Is it your left or right hand because I was once told it is in proper and impolite while eating to reach for your food with a certain hand because of that fact but I forget which hand was
I’ve always wondered what the people on The Walking Dead did for toilet paper.
You should always keep plenty on hand.
If you don’t know how to take a$#%&!@*in the woods and what to wipe your$#%&!@*with then your in a lot of trouble.
I’d just drag my$#%&!@*across a rug like my dog does.