The essence of surviving a man made or natural disaster, where all you are used to is effectively rendered useless is being able, outside your survival preparations, to make do with what you find at your disposal.
A piece of tinfoil becomes a signal mirror. Vines you find in the woods become bindings for a survival shelter. Even condoms can be water holders, protective gloves and a pretty effective kindling.
The water in the holder on the back of your toilet? Yeah, it probably should still be sanitized, but in a pinch, it is potable as is.
Everywhere you look there are articles that have one purpose that can be modified or used as is for a survival purpose. You just have to be able to see past their intended use and improvise to get what you need.
On the next page, we cover four common, household items that serve survival purposes other than what they were made for.
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What’s natural can seem disastrous…. Like when slim shady stands the$#%&!@*up….that part….. Y’all don’t know nothing bout that song…..and I AINT TALKING BOUT IF YOU YOUNG OR OLD….MORE LIKE MR…GODZILLA MAN…GONE MAKE MOTHA FUCKKKAS RUN FAST AS THEY CAN…..SHITTTT…I MIGHT NEED TO GONE START HEADING NORTH….GOT FAMILY UP THERE THAT I OWE DUE HOMAGE TOO….THATS ON BLOOD……THATS THICKER THAN WATER….KIND OF LIKE HOT LIKE FLAMES RUNNING THRU MY VEINS….intravenous…… MOTHA FUCCKING I MEAN THIS…..BLOOD DONT JUST FLOW THRU MY VEINS IT POURS THRU MY MIND….SETTING A BLAZE THIS WICKED HAZE….OH HOW I LIKE THE FIRE….GOING UP TO THE SKY…WATCH MY MOTHAFUCCCKING PHOENIX FLY…..HIGHER THAN THE SKY HIGHER THAN THAT FAKE MOON IN THE SKY…FAKE BROOM BITCHES FLY….OPPS I MEAN WITCHES….CUS IM THE REAL TRUE$#%&!@*..WANNA HEAR MY SALES PITCH….STEP IN MY DOUG OUT….LISTEN TO THE CROWD SHOUT…AS I GIVE THEM MY REWARD…THIS IS WHAT IM HERE FOR…HIT YOU OUT THE STADIUM…DONT YOU LIKE THE WAY I$#%&!@*…WITH THE LICK OF MY SPLIT…IM MEAN LOOK AT HOW I SPIT….IN THE FACE OF THIS LOOK LIKES SUPER MUTHA FUCKKA DIE….FLIES GET WIPED OUT THATS WHAT ITS REALLY ALL ABOUT…SO GET YO$#%&!@*UP OFF THE WALL…MR. FLY STAND TALL…OH….DAMN…I FUCKED UP AGAIN…..OHHHHH….YOU TAKE THE TITLE OF AN ANGEL…THOSE FUCCKING LIES AND WEIRD FABLES….BOUT A MANGER…STRANGER DANGER..HERE COMES THE DEVIL WITH A SHOVEL…NOO…NOT MY GOD…TALKING BOUT THIS FOOL NAME D.O.G…….I MEAN GOD…GODDEMM…ROTTT….EMMMM…..SOME FAKE$#%&!@*RIDDLE….SOCKK EMM…STUFF WITH MY STAFF DIPPED IN BLOOD…HE SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE…WIFE NAME…MR..CLAUSE….OR…MS.
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That’s not how you start a fire with a battery. You need a strand of copper wire first and a wick is going to help too. You have to peel off the plastic covering the battery is wrapped in and from the positive side only you pinch both sides of the positive with the copper wire. Now the middle of the copper wire is going to turn bright red and you’re gonna burn your thumb because it gets hot enough to light a cigarette but with a wick you’re a modern day metropolitan.